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Goodr BFG Sunglasses Whoop Ass Can Opener

$59.00
Description

Limited Edition: Beast Barbell

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons.

Bigger Frames, Better Coverage.

No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. Reflective Lenses. No Demogorgans. AU/NZ Lens Category Info. 
 

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The sunglasses are a can opener. You're a can. The whoop-ass is the soda. When you move around, you create tiny CO2 bubbles in the whoop-ass, like shaking a can creates tiny CO2 bubbles in the soda. Putting on these sunnies is like opening that can. PSSSHHH! BOOM! The whoop-ass spirit EXPLODES, so you can CRUSH IT!!! This metaphor is 100% perfect and will win many awards. You're welcome.

 

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