Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or running away from your romantic problems.
The air is cold and bitter (just like you) and National Desperation Day ermm uh Valentine's Day is right around the corner. We know this holiday is nobody's favorite except for lovesick assholes who shove their "happiness" in our faces — yes, we're looking at you, BETHANY — so this year, drown your sorrows in eye candy: These candy heart inspired frames with rose loses let the world know Carl's Got a Candy Heart On... for you 😘 (Suck it, Bethany.) P.S. The sunnies come with a complimentary Valentine's Day card and candy hearts, while supplies last. We made like 500 of each. And yes, the candy hearts say "EAT ME," "WANNA SMASH," & "U&ME&CARL."
SUNGLASSES MADE FOR RUNNING