We all know that body hair is not conducive to top speeds, so you gotta get those gams sleek as your titanium frame. So pop on these tortoiseshell frames with brown lenses and lather up. Facial hair, however, is a different story. The bushier the beard, the lower the drag. Don’t scoff at us, it’s just science.
Now you can ride easy in the saddle, easy rider. These far out shades have all of the performance and all of the groovy. Dig?