Runway Goodr's have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!
Oh you though the Tortoise was slow?
Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!
Your move, Hare.
*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)
Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.
Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?
We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.