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Goodr Sunglasses PHGs Professor 00G

$59.95
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FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL" DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)


NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

Made for running.
Great for Beasting and Biking.

artiFACTS!!!

Learn about the greatest movie* that was never made!!!
(*We had to say that so Carl the Flamingo wouldn't send the Octopus Cult after us.)


Non-Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Parkour Chases Around Town
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